and if i broke your heart last night it's because i love you most of all...
WHY THE SHITTYDICK AM I UP SO EARLY.
THE MASTER OF RINGS
rainflaaash:

imashambles:

ooohyeahthatpleasesme:

Blow the candles and make a wish while you can.
Blow the candles and make a wish while you can.
It’s your birthday…

FACT: Veronika contains more talent in her little finger than my entire family does in our collective bodies.

O.O  this is the best thing EVER!  Veronika, you’re brilliant!
get-it-coco:

Ringmaster frog
BIG SEXY TIRED KISSES TO ALL THE TEACHERS WHO THINK TODAY IS A VALUABLE USE OF MY TIME.
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Lucky little cunt aint I.

Or any other kind of meat. Mine. Hahahaha.

Karmas repaying me. Hopefully he wont cheat on me with a hunk of gammon.

Soppy but meh. Gots me a nice fella aint I

Bedtime is badtime without Joe. Big bed with no big person to fill it. :(

fffcuk:

what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings

(via thechocolatebrigade)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via frognecklace)



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